Bring Her Back: The Kind of Horror That Hurts to Watch
Another Halloween season, another A24 movie to roll my eyes at in the faint hope that something will live up to the mighty Witch movie I fell in love with...
Why Autumn Holds So Close to My Haunted Heart
Glancing out my window as I write this, I am blinded by an ocean of orange and red hues that catapult my brain into a time when these colors first...
Heavy Hitters That Made the VMAs Worth Watching
When someone asked if I saw Yungblud perform at the VMAs the other night, my first thought was “Why the hell was one of the sidekicks from Dog the Bounty...
The Twisted Charm of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 isn’t quite a common response when you ask someone what they want to do for their birthday, but I have some wonderfully weird friends. So...
Ranking My Albums, Since Rolling Stone Won’t Return My Calls
I’m not ashamed to admit I’m a massive fan of the work I do with Autumns Eyes, and calling that selfish or arrogant seems like such a foreign concept in...
Jason Returns: Predictable Mayhem With a Lovely Twist
There’s a new Jason movie! Well, kind of. It’s a short film titled “Sweet Revenge” and it stands as our first official look at the new iteration of our beloved...
90s Metal Albums That Overstayed Their Welcome
Living through the 90s as a fan of heavy music was similar to when Homer Simpson went to hell and was force-fed donuts. We had it good, we knew we...
Horror Sequels I Enjoyed More Than the Original
There are two possible reasons a horror movie gets a sequel, either there’s more story to tell, or the studio wants to milk that bastard like a zombie gnawing off...
